Weekly post about movies that are so terrible and yet so fascinating!
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” The third testament KICKS ASS!
Jesus Christs returns to Earth to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, from vampires. In his fight he can count with the help of his own kung fu skills, a Mexican Wrestler and femme fatale Mary Magnum.
Extremely low budget movie and a homage to the exploitation flicks of the 70’s. Offensive, stupid, filled with terrible lines, intentionally out of sync dialogues, weak fighting choreography and a few musical numbers… yes, musical numbers.
A bizarre and strange recipe that will put a smile on you face.