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5 Horror Porn Parodies to Spice up your Valentine’s day!

Or at least, to put a smile on your face!

5. Re-Penetrator

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Tommy Pistol plays Dr. Breast – and much like Herbert West, he has a fascination with raising the dead. With his penis.


 

4. A Wet Dream on Elm St. (A Nightmare on Elm St.)

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“And in Freddy’s case they got so angry, that they set him on fire and burned him… burned him from the waist down… and the fire even melted vibrators to his hand (…)”


 

3. The XXXorcist (The Exorcist)

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In The XXXorcist, after all other exorcism methods fail, Father Merkin has no other option but to screw the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel. Her Mother, Mrs. MacFeel looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is forced to fight for his life…with his genitals.


 

2. Evil Head (Evil Dead)

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Two couples go to a secluded cabin in the woods for their vacation, and accidentally unleash an ancient and horny evil from the NecronomiCum Ex-Mortis.


 

1. Dracula Sucks!

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At an exclusive sanitarium, strange things are happening: patients are acting differently and are being found with mysterious bite marks in their necks. Visiting professor, Van Helsing (Reggie Nalder) believes it to be the work of vampires. With the arrival of Count Dracula (Jamie Gillis), things get even stranger and more violent, as the diabolical count sets his sights on the beautiful Mina (Annette Haven).

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